"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance…logic can be happily tossed out the window."
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author Stephen King (via goodreasonnews)
Does anyone do elective lobotomies? Because I think this could work for me.
Unemployed? Satan.
Broke down car? Satan.
Hangnail? Satan.
Fabulous eyebrows? God.
See? I’m getting the hang of it already!
