December 7, 2011
An investment banker's cover letter for a second date : nyc

This is the most amazing thing you will read today. Click the link.

Best line:

I gain utility from expressing my thoughts to you.

  1. chriscal reblogged this from melaniehamlett and added:
    Amazing! His plea to start a relationship based on how convenient it would be because they like classical music is so...
  2. jessiepeterson reblogged this from demios and added:
    Just lucky I guess.
  3. demios reblogged this from jessiepeterson and added:
    How did you know I was just discussing “entitled fucks” on facebook!?
  4. melaniehamlett reblogged this from elizmayerle and added:
    Yeah, what a cock-tease! I mean, c’mon! WHO LOOKS A MAN IN THE EYES IF THEY DON’T WANT TO FUCK THEM?
  5. elizmayerle reblogged this from greaterthanlapsed and added:
    When you go on a date, ladies, DON’T PLAY WITH YOUR HAIR* AND FOR GOD’S SAKE NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT. What are you...
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