February 22, 2012
"The Republican Party is extremely pro-women."

Michele Bachmann

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA!

January 21, 2012
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For decades now, conservatives have loved an anti-feminist woman, believing, correctly, that having women express hostility to women’s rights dilutes the feminist ideology. Putting anti-feminist views in a woman’s mouth allows conservatives to argue that many women are perfectly happy allowing men to take the lead. Additionally, anti-feminist women can be used to shame feminists, by asking them why they can’t just accept the status quo like conservative women do. Many pundits and writers have made a career being the woman who opposes women’s empowerment: Phyllis Schlafly, Ann Coulter, Beverly LaHaye, among others. As long as these women’s actions are seen as fundamentally supportive of male dominance, they’re applauded for speaking out, and make money doing it.

The problems arise when anti-feminist women start to seek real power for themselves. Bachmann is far from the first female candidate whose anti-feminist views gained her a flurry of enthusiasm but whose conservative base reneged at the last minute. That base is unable to grant serious power to a woman, no matter how much she promised to use it to disempower other women. Michele Bachmann is simply the latest conservative woman who has found that she’s trapped not under a glass ceiling, but in a glass house: stuck in the role of champion for male control, unable to get a piece of the pie for themselves.

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Amanda Marcotte | Michele Bachmann’s glass house | The Great Debate

January 5, 2012
"Some suggestions are that perhaps we would see an enhancement of wildlife expansion because of the warmth of the pipeline,” she said. [ ] The [existing Alaska pipeline] pipeline has now become a meeting ground and “coffee klatch” for the caribou, she said."

Michele Bachmann: Caribou have Coffee Klatches ‘Round the Alaska Pipeline : TreeHugger

This is old, but I just found out about it and it was too delicious not to share.

Michele Bachmann will say anything.

December 1, 2011
Michele Bachmann: U.S. Embassy In Iran (Which Doesn't Exist) Would Be Closed Under My Watch

Good to know that she would continue the 30-year-old policy of the US not having an embassy in Iran. I guess?

It’s like the Republicans are all competing to show who is the most dangerously ignorant person in the race.

Of course, the sad thing is that almost half of US voters eat that shit up.

November 12, 2011
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Michele Bachmann thinks America blew it by extending a safety net to millions of Americans under President Johnson’s “Great Society.” Her solution? Model the economy after communist China.

“The ‘Great Society’ has not worked and it’s put us into the modern welfare state,” she said. “If you look at China, they don’t have food stamps. If you look at China, they’re in a very different situation. They save for their own retirement security…They don’t have the modern welfare state and China’s growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with the Great Society and they’d be gone.”

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Bachmann: America Should Be Less Socialist… Like China | TPM 2012

So, she legit said this nonsense.

September 26, 2011
"I believe paying no taxes can help us return to the America I love. Not the America of Ronald Reagan; not the America of the Founding Fathers. But rather the America of thousands of years ago in which feral bands of mudpeople lived in caves, never worrying that Barack Obama was gonna come and take their hard-earned pelts or infringe on their rights to bear spears."

KRISTEN WIIG, as GOP presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, on Saturday Night Live.

Heh.

(via inothernews)

September 23, 2011
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Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann on Friday decried the “Arab Spring” that has toppled three dictators and given rise to pro-democracy protests across the Middle East for promoting the “rise of radical elements” across the region.

In a speech to about 400 Republicans gathered for the state party’s fall convention here, the three-term Minnesota congresswoman blamed President Obama for “the hostilities of the Arab spring” and expressed regret that “we saw (Egyptian) President (Hosni) Mubarak fall while President Obama sat on his hands.”

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Bachmann Calls Arab Spring ‘Radical’ - Sarah Huisenga - NationalJournal.com

This woman is criminally ignorant. I guess it’s our responsibility as Americans to uphold brutal and abusive dictatorships in Muslim countries?

September 23, 2011
"I didn’t make any statements that would indicate I’m a doctor, I’m a scientist, or making any conclusions about the drug one way or the other,” she said, adding she was merely relating the concerns of a woman who was “very distraught” and who supported her view that Perry’s actions were wrong."

— Michele Bachmann, folks.

September 16, 2011
"For Michele Bachmann to claim that there is no difference in the constitutionality of mandatory health insurance compelled by a State and mandatory health insurance compelled by the Federal government is either ignorance on display or dishonest pandering."

Michele Bachmann’s Constitutional Ignorance | RedState

Even RedState thinks Michele Bachmann is ignorant.

September 8, 2011
"If I could just say a couple of words about Phyllis Schlafly, she is my heroine and my example as a forerunner…She truly is the mother of the modern conservative movement. I think she is the most important woman in the United States in the last one hundred years. Whatever Phyllis Schlafly says, it’s important that we listen, because she’s there on every issue, on every front. She is our hero, our heroine, our stalwart and I absolutely adore her. So God Bless you, my dear mentor and the person I hope to be some day."

Michele Bachmann, apparently taking great pride in her complete ignorance.

Click through to the Think Progress response to this nonsense.

Memo To Bachmann: 10 Women Who Are More Important Than Anti-Feminist Phyllis Schlafly | ThinkProgress

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