February 22, 2012
Awww, shit.

I kind of saw this coming, but damn.

“We’ve got work to do.”

February 22, 2012
Why would you SHOOT at a GHOST?!

February 22, 2012
What is it about creepy-ass dilapidated houses that compels people to walk into them?

Also, dude, there is NO WAY that ethereally beautiful women are just hanging around on the side of a country road in the middle of the night looking to hitch rides with generically handsome college guys. You had to know that she was up to something no good.

January 27, 2012
What the fuck kind of high school kids have parties like this?

I swear, every high school show and movie takes place in this weird alternate universe where everyone is freakishly beautiful, they can all handle their alcohol, and everyone says only the things that every 30-year-old wishes they had been cool and articulate enough to say in high school.

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