I kind of saw this coming, but damn.
“We’ve got work to do.”
Also, dude, there is NO WAY that ethereally beautiful women are just hanging around on the side of a country road in the middle of the night looking to hitch rides with generically handsome college guys. You had to know that she was up to something no good.
I swear, every high school show and movie takes place in this weird alternate universe where everyone is freakishly beautiful, they can all handle their alcohol, and everyone says only the things that every 30-year-old wishes they had been cool and articulate enough to say in high school.
Ugh I can’t tumblr savior laci green on my phone
This is what happens when two night owls have a baby. You end up with a child who is wide awake at 12:30am. (Taken with instagram)