January 28, 2012
I have decided that Elena belongs with Damon.

January 28, 2012
Now STEFAN is saying their talking is “epic”!

I do not think that word means what you think it means.

January 27, 2012
Elena just described her and Stefan’s chatting as “epic.”

What?

January 27, 2012
Onward to Episode 2!

Is every episode going to start off with teenagers getting vamp-bitten?

January 27, 2012
What the fuck kind of high school kids have parties like this?

I swear, every high school show and movie takes place in this weird alternate universe where everyone is freakishly beautiful, they can all handle their alcohol, and everyone says only the things that every 30-year-old wishes they had been cool and articulate enough to say in high school.

January 27, 2012
Matt also looks exactly as described in the books.

I wonder if he’ll be as much of a pathetic Nice Guy as he was in the books. Or if he’ll be worse.

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